you just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?

homeboygirl

[ID: A quick drawing of a hand holding a phone, dislaying a text conversation between the recipient and a contact called Mom. Mom: You think he's mean? Recipient: That's not what cunty means Recipient: Cunty is like when you put your whole pussy into it Mom: He's vagina? END ID.]

text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

starborncthulhu

procrastinatorkimberlygrey

I started thinking about that one post about how from dogs POV humans are beings that live like 500+ years (because I was petting my dog and I was looking at her like “thirty thousand years of cooperation have led to this. our species have spent 30k years building up to the point where you, child of wolf, descendant of noble hunters and wild things, would come all the way out of the office and come sit with me in the hopes of letting a souped up monkey rub its paws on you”)

and then I thought about what it must have been like for the first humans to let a fucking wolf, maybe only a few generations from the wild, behold their infant child. Like man can u believe that? Maybe this alliance is only a few years old and sure you’ve seen the wolf’s kids but now you’ve got one of your own. And even though you’ve seen this wolf tear out the throats of creatures that could kill you, this wolf is your family. This wolf is your friend, you love them and they love you and you gotta show ‘em the new kid, look, friend, I had a child. I know you are wild and dangerous, but look at this, my most precious thing, sniff him, give him a lil lick, his children and your children will be bound together for thirty thousand fucking years because I love you

There’s a set of preserved footprints from 30k years ago that is a young child and a wolf standing side by side can you fucking imagine? Maybe the kid’s mom was like “hey go get some water from the stream, but take the wolf with you. I trust him, he will protect you.”

lazypapers

Letter

Arthur gets a letter from Mary of her engagement.

pigeonsareevil

I love how Arthur is canonically one of the girls like he is not a girl but he is one of the girls, they sit down and gossip and in modern au he so would be invited to movie nights where they paint each other's nails and braid their hair and summon the dark one and watch shitty rom coms and its so real he is so older sister core

combinecremator

probablybadrpgideas

It’s easy for combat to drag in D&D.

Speed it up by repeatedly mentioning how the orcs are sighing and passive-aggressively tapping their watches while they wait for their turn in the initiative order.